Nice Try

I love these help wanted ads that I see on Mandy.com and other places that say things like "We can't pay you anything, but we have a ping pong table at the office!"  Something tells me that if they ain't gonna pay me, they ain't gonna let me play ping pong. It kind of reminds me of the time I was suckered into helping my friend paint his apartment, after telling me that although he wouldn't be able to pay me, there would be tons of beer and pizza, and that "it would be more of a party than anything.. an apartment painting party!"  When the day finally arrived, I was the only one at the "Apartment painting party", and then I found out I had to paint first, then I could have my pizza. My friend was no longer smiling either. Some party. 

Phunny

Catnip: Egress to Oblivion?

This is the kind of thing that makes me angry. Why? Because I wish I could come up with funny stuff like this, and then, actually DO IT.  Anyone who knows me knows I have sparks, but too often they fizzle. The latest one was a faux-emo joke-band called "As I Sit Here Broken Hearted", geared to dudes in their 40's who aren't really ready or willing to switch from "Docs to Dockers". It never really went anywhere. I did come up with a cool band logo though, and I may start selling merch soon.